Friday, January 18, 2013

BloggeRhythms 1/18/2013

Scanning items on Drudge this morning, the following five links were listed. I didn’t read the stories involved, because a realization crossed my mind that I wanted to post which doesn’t really require all of the incident’s details. But, here are the headlines:
 
VIDEO: Woman Thrown on Subway Tracks During Vicious Attack
 
Woman With Baby Brutally Stabbed Inside Bed Bath & Beyond Store
 
SHOCK: Robber Beats Clerk With Hammers
 
Woman's face slashed by razor at mall
 
Girl, 14, vanishes after video of her being beaten at school goes viral
 
Considering the preceding incidents, and in keeping with the vows of the incumbent’s and Governor Cuomo, among others, to end violence, I guess we now have a whole new group of weapons to ban in order to keep us all safe.
 
I don’t know if more folks ride subways than own guns, but I’m sure that however many millions riders there are, they’re all going to be pretty displeased when New York’s governor closes the transit system. Because the trains, and perhaps the tracks too, are obviously lethal weapons. And, goodness knows, we can’t have that kind of threat looming in a big metropolis like NYC.
 
Then of course we’ll all have to give up things like steak, chops, veal and whatever else we eat that requires cutting, as well as anything else that calls for use of a knife, such as whittling, because of the dangers involved from sharp cutting edges.
 
Carpenters and builders too will have to find a new way to construct domiciles or do repair work. And none of us will any longer be able to hang pictures, or judges bang gavels, or blacksmith’s shoe horses, whereas hammers too are obviously too dangerous in the hands of the greater public.
 
I guess we’ll also start seeing millions of long bearded men along with women braiding the tresses in their armpits, because razors too can no longer remain available whereas their users can’t be trusted not to wield them in malls.
 
And lastly comes the most difficult weapon to deal with because everyone on the planet has fists. So I guess the only option is to pass a law requiring one and all to either keep their hands in their pockets at all times or else they’ll lose them, which might not be so bad in the long run.
 
Because if politicians had to obey the “no hands” resolution they could no longer raise them to vote in session. And if there were no votes, there would soon be no laws to deal with, and we could all go back to life as it should be. Without  the bozos in office blowing everything out of proportion and making life miserable for everyone else.
 
That's it for today folks.
 
Adios

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