Saturday, April 18, 2020

BloggeRhythms


For some time now, I’ve had little doubt that the pandemic which we’re all now amidst was purposeful on China’s part, and thus a definitive step in germ warfare. This may or may not be their first attempt, but undoubtedly the first that worked astronomically across the world. Back in late December 2019, the SARS-CoV-2 epidemic also started in Wuhan, China. Though impacting a large portion of China and raising major global concerns, SARS reached nothing like the current situation.

At the present time, I’ve also been well aware that this outbreak presents a huge opportunity for the Democrats to resurrect what’s left of the dregs of their party. Whereas they’ve had no viable platform for what seems like forever, they’ve been forced instead to employ inane, unfounded childish impeachment attempts against one of the most successful presidents in the nation’s history, Donald Trump. 

But now, there’s little doubt that even those intellectual dolts will eventually wake up and realize that their only hope for salvation rests in pinning the blame for the Coronavirus 19 squarely on the POTUS. It will be similar to those leftist press representatives whom sit in the White House press room all day, focused entirely on finding ways to entrap that same POTUS in print in any way possible to promote their anti-American agenda desired by their alien handlers.

Coming soon will be constant pounding on drums by the left that Trump should have been aware years ago that the Chinese were plotting germ usage against us all along, while he instead strove to bring both nations closer via international trade. Their tirades will be enhanced by the fact that not a Democrat on the planet grasps a whit about anything having to do the economy, job creation or any citizen earning a farthing. To them, it matters not that in order to divide others wealth, that wealth has somehow first be produced.  

The left’s effort will also gain from the practical reality that, from a purely political perspective history shows that fact and reality rarely matter, if at all, when it comes to persuasion of voters. For most, what’s happening to them lately is the primary concern. And therefore, as soon as Democrats comprehend what the Chinese have gifted them by virtue of their attempt to cripple the U.S. irreparably, even Joe Biden will be able to avail of America’s downturn (provided he can remember the subject.)

Thus, at the moment it’s almost a virtual certainty that the left has an electoral advantage that over the immediate future is likely insurmountable considering the blows taken by the nation’s economy. The past three years in which the POTUS has grown the U.S. economy to the greatest in its history will be quickly forgotten by the voting public, rendering him unelectable.

Meaning that Chinese scientists have handed the left the upcoming presidential election on a viral platter with only one small caveat. Trump’s the executive whom will be running again this coming November, giving him five months to repair what’s been done to his economic accomplishments. And alas for the Dem’s on the far left, that’s more than enough time for him to sit back and watch as they hoist themselves on their own petards again.

That’s it for today folks.

Adios

Sunday, April 5, 2020

BloggeRhythms

Whereas most intelligent individuals have quarantined themselves in an effort to minimize the effects of Covid 19 as best they can, thankfully some of my friends have retained their senses of humor. Here's a few items they've either sent or posted.

"A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman"

She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately."

Later that day, the blonde teenager came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.


"Yes, she replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." 

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip.

“And, by the way," the teenager added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

Then there was this one, posted by another friend:

"WTH is wrong with people?

Just went to the Shop Rite for a couple of essentials. I’m standing there looking in the freezer section, and this absolute idiot comes up behind me and starts TAPPING on my shoulder. I tried to ignore him, and hoped he would just go away, but the fool just keeps tapping and tapping and then...


THIS is where it gets interesting!!


So the idiot kept tapping .... See More


And finally:

"English Spelling I never knew this.

Did you know "listen" and "silent" use the same letters?
 

Do you also know that the words "race car" spelled back-wards still
spells "race car?"

And that "eat" is the only word that if you take the first letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense "ate"?

And have you noticed if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants", and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, non-English-speaking assholes and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-shagging, raggedy-ass bastards with you.”

How weird is that? English really is a strange and wonderful language, isn't it?"

Hope the items provided some smiles in these stressful, trying times.

That's it for today folks.

Adios